I just realized that I am going to be 30 years old in six months. I don't think I can handle it. It's not the getting older part that gets me, it's the list of things I wanted to do by the time I turned 30 that is very incomplete. Basically, I have eight short months to complete the open items or my life will be deemed as a failure.
Things to do by the time I'm 30
By: Sean White, Age 11
Collect every He-Man
Go to Moon
Alienate friends and family
Own house with indoor basketball court
Build flying car or learn to fly
Go to three separate colleges
Meet someone who's been gangbanged
Try corn
Own every Superman comic printed from today to age 30
Become the most awkward date ever
Make a gazillion dollars
Get married
Get divorced
See Neil Diamond in concert
Write the Great Romanian Novel
Kill a man
Learn an instrument
Become a chain smoker
Try not to be such a pussy
Go skiing
Gueststar on Charles in Charge as Buddy's brother
Kick Bozo in the nuts
Learn something about cars
Find out how to use tools
Eat whole package of bacon at once
Shit for five straight days
Try manual labor
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