SWM Seeking Super Rich Female

What I am looking for in a Super Rich Female:

-Super Rich

-Female

-Age, Hotness, Transgender negotiable depending on amount of wealth

Why You Should Let Me Mooch Off You:

-I will never let work come first, tell you what, I won't even work.

-I have a PhD in Orgasmology

-I will take care of hiring maids, chefs, landscapers, pool girls, surrogate mothers

-I will travel the world with you, wherever you want to go

-I will let you buy me lots of stuff, thereby giving you a good feeling

-People say I remind them of Ben Stiller. What, that's bad? Never mind.

-I can get you weed

-I will share my extensive comic book collection with you. What, that's bad? Never mind.

-I will guard the bed until 2pm everyday

I really hope to find that "special someone" who will make it so I do not have to keep a job. I really like the job I am at; however, I don't like working all that much. I think it is the getting up early and the work part that gets me down. The bad part is that I need money to live, so the only way to get around the not working, but getting money, is to find you Super Rich Female. I'm not talking Oprah money here, I could get by with a just few million just fine. And if you are hideous, old, or hideous and old, I promise that I will only cheat on you with the maid or the pool girl or both. I look forward to your reply, Super Rich Female.

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