Dammit, Jim!

I personally think that those little Bluetooth earpieces everyone is wearing around are fucking stupid looking. You couldn't look like more of a dork in my eyes when you are wearing that shit. So far the trend really hasn't pissed me off; just looks dumb. However, now it is starting to get me riled up and I'll tell you why. A couple of times this week, I've been be-boppin' down the hall and see a coworker. I'll say, "what up, motherfucker," or something to that extent, and they'll give me an annoyed look and point to their gay-ass earpiece; in essence telling me, "Oh my God, you are so rude for interrupting my super important conversation!" Fuck you, how the fuck do I know you're on the damn phone?! Lt. Uhura looking motherfuckers. I hope those fucking earpieces give you syphilis of the fucking ear canal.