I just discovered a common bond between men and women that I have to share. It may just blow your mind and solve all problems that stem from sexism. I was talking to a pregnant girl and a non-pregnant girl. I was telling the pregnant girl that her belly looked like a third boob because her belly button is now an outie; which makes it look like a big nipple on a big boob. She told us that all preggo's get an outie and I was like, hey, at least now you can clean the shit out of there. The other girl said, "Sean, it's called a Q-Tip. Use that." I went on to explain to them that when I stick a Q-Tip down my belly button, it shoots a weird electrical pain down to my dick. Like it feels like someone is sticking connected jumper cables down my spooge spitter. It's kinda kinky, but too uncomfortable for a long duration.
Of course, they were mortified by my candor, but after they swallowed the vomit that had come up into their mouths, they said, "I know exactly what you are talking about. Sticking shit in our belly buttons sends a strange pain to our farginas." Then we were like, holy shit, a commonality between the sexes we never knew existed. It makes me wonder what other weird shit we have in common. I'll start. I like to have sex with girls, do girls like to do that too?
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